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For your fun and amusement, SouthHighSucks.com has opened an online store offering several products emblazoned with the "super-cool" South High Sucks.com logo. The store is always open, accepts credit cards, checks and money orders, and has several shipping options, including rush delivery. On this page, we have featured some of the products that are being sold at our store, and give you the opportunity to suggest new products, as well as suggest new designs. Of course, if you want to start shopping, we invite you to click here to enter the South High Sucks.com Store.

Featured Products

South High Sucks.com Hat

The World-Famous SouthHighSucks.com Hat!

Probably the best product to buy if you want to let people know about your support for this site is the South High Sucks.com hat. It's durable and comfortable, although you probably won't want to wear it until spring. Hopefully, enough people will pick up one of these hats so that we can organize a "take-your-SouthHighSucks.com-hat-to-school-and-work-day." That kind of event would not only be somewhat humorous, but it would make people realize that a lot of us are sick and tired of the MPS administration's crap. Maybe then we can finally REIN IN THE SCHOOL BOARD!!!

SHS Laptop Bag

South High Sucks.com Laptop Bag

If you don't like to wear a hat, a great way to express your opinion in public all year round is to carry your papers, folders, or laptops--whatever--in a South High Sucks.com laptop bag. What's more, there is no prohibition on bags in Minneapolis schools--even though hats are banned at almost every Minneapolis Public School. With these, you don't need to schedule a take it to work/school day, because you generally take your stuff to work or school everyday. It's a pretty easy way to express your opinion, and we hope you enjoy it if you buy it.

South High Sucks.com Coffee Mug

Dr. Vinny's Gift Store Presents:
THE Super South High Sucks.com Coffee Mug

People have all kinds of different coffee mugs, from the newspaper comic strip mug to the sarcastic quip mug, to the television show mug. Why not get a mug advertising your favorite high school sucks site? Our ceramic SouthHighSucks.com coffee mugs are every bit as good as the Dilbert coffee mug you might have, but the difference is that these mugs help remind people of the need for quality education, while comic mugs merely elicit a laugh. And they make a great gift--plus when you buy products in quantity from our online store, you get a price break in shipping costs. And unlike coffee mugs you might buy at a gift shop, these ones are likely to get noticed.

SHS Clock

The South High Sucks.com Clock

What time is it? Time to get a South High Sucks.com clock! These awesome battery-operated wall clocks tell the time AND remind you about the independent website that's #1 for the TRUTH! This would be a great clock to put in the office, the home, whereever! Plus, whenever you look at it, you remember that it's time for a change, it's time to stop administrator graft, it's time to spend money wisely, and it's time we got rid of the slackers on the school board!

SHS Travel Mug

South High Sucks.com TAKE-ANYWHERE Travel Mug

Do you need to bring something to drink with you wherever you go? The get yourself a NEW South High Sucks.com travel mug. This stainless steel mug will last for years--and it helps keep cold drinks cold and hot drinks hot. Plus it can help cool your nerves, because you know that at least somebody gives a rip about how the school district is failing our youth!!!

Send us your Design Ideas!

Do you have a good idea of a design we should stick on a hat, t-shirt, clock or bag? Then send us a note through our comment form in the right margin of this page. If you have a quip you think should go on a t-hirt, suggest it. If you have a photo you want on something, let us know. We want to provide merchandise that you want to buy and that you can feel good about. Thanks for visiting--and shopping--SouthHighSucks.com.

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